Imagine I'm swearing very loudly and colourfully right now, deal?

Made yet another call to the Council about my bath. It's not fully draining anymore, so it's impossible to do anything other than strip-wash or clean my hair under the tap without going over to my mother's house to use her facilities.

The person at the callcentre has sent the order over again with 'high priority' and I have to give them till tuesday *fumes*

I HAVE PLANS FOR NEXT WEEK, YOU LOSERS!!!!!

I've also got workmen coming to repair my shower on Friday. What's the betting they'll refuse to do it due to health and safety, 'cause of the inch of dirty water in the bathtub?

Oh yeah...in my head I'm saying things that would make a sailor blush....