You know what...

Maybe it did take me a week to call my grandparents to thank them for my birthday card and cheque.

But what was to stop them calling me to wish me a happy birthday? Why is the onus always on me to call them, when I have a pretty serious telephone phobia and a child who doesn't settle down to sleep till about 8pm. When it's getting too late to go calling people.

Dammit.