Ah, innuendo. It's a wonderful thing....
Jan. 30th, 2006 11:18 amJust spent the last fifteen minutes winding up the kid who sits opposite me. And I mean kid, as at eighteen he's almost nine years younger than me.
He was talking to the pod about his weekend, giving vague details about a weekend of drinking and promiscuity and how he'd travelled to London yesterday only to get home at one this morning.
I made a joke about him turning into a man-slut since he finally admitted his orientation at Christmas (we all knew at least a year ago, but he wouldn't admit it....), and he only strengthened my case by talking about how he met up with three guys in London yesterday. Cue spluttering protests from the red-faced, ginger-haired kid....
He's making out he's offended by all the implications we're throwing at him - but come on! He started it with the promiscuity comment.
They're kinda amused by me at the moment anyway due to a conversation in the team meeting on Friday evening. A comment had been made to one of my colleagues regarding a certain act (can't elaborate due to TMI and the email censor here at work) which had gone completely over her head. She was basically asking what it meant. I was one of the ones who understood and completely cracked up. They were amused by how red I went, even though I wasn't that embarrassed - there was just no way I was gonna explain to her what it meant. It got brought up again during bowling 'cause the girl who tried to get me to drink wanted to see me redden again, but I didn't that time.
So when I started teasing the kid this morning, the girl checked to see if I'd gone red again. Okay, I had a little out of amusement - I can't help blushing when I'm amused - but I wasn't embarrassed.
Honestly, you'd think Rowan was a modern day immaculate conception....
He was talking to the pod about his weekend, giving vague details about a weekend of drinking and promiscuity and how he'd travelled to London yesterday only to get home at one this morning.
I made a joke about him turning into a man-slut since he finally admitted his orientation at Christmas (we all knew at least a year ago, but he wouldn't admit it....), and he only strengthened my case by talking about how he met up with three guys in London yesterday. Cue spluttering protests from the red-faced, ginger-haired kid....
He's making out he's offended by all the implications we're throwing at him - but come on! He started it with the promiscuity comment.
They're kinda amused by me at the moment anyway due to a conversation in the team meeting on Friday evening. A comment had been made to one of my colleagues regarding a certain act (can't elaborate due to TMI and the email censor here at work) which had gone completely over her head. She was basically asking what it meant. I was one of the ones who understood and completely cracked up. They were amused by how red I went, even though I wasn't that embarrassed - there was just no way I was gonna explain to her what it meant. It got brought up again during bowling 'cause the girl who tried to get me to drink wanted to see me redden again, but I didn't that time.
So when I started teasing the kid this morning, the girl checked to see if I'd gone red again. Okay, I had a little out of amusement - I can't help blushing when I'm amused - but I wasn't embarrassed.
Honestly, you'd think Rowan was a modern day immaculate conception....