Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Ahoy me hearties!

I have a colleague in work who adores this particular day, and has tried for years to get us to do something to celebrate it - he still didn't manage this year! lol!

But he did send around a very funny email, which I wanted to share. I can see from my flist that others like this day too, so all to the good!
( How to talk like a pirate! )

( Be a German Pirate! - for the linguists amoungst us... )

Liza tagged me ages ago so....

Instructions: Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. if you're tagged it's your turn.
( Twenty random facts meme )

Ok, no way can I tag people as I don't know seventy people! lol! You want it, you do it. Makes no odds to me ;-)