This is scarily accurate!

[gothams3rdrobin]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	42
Your crime	Coloring outside the lines.
Who reported you	laylee
Your fate	Psychotic break caused by loss of posting access.

I really would go mad if I couldn't check on my f-list!